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Barney Stinson
It's hard to believe I'm just shy of three years of adminning! Sadly, it seems my real life has gotten a bit more real lately with crazy stuff at work and super special spinal fun sucking my focus elsewhere. As a result, I've stepped down as a member of the admin team. It's been a few years working with the team but it's better to leave that work to people with the time and energy to devote to the task at hand!

I finally glow in the dark!Collapse )
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Barney Stinson
02 December 2010 @ 03:51 pm
"To teach or not to teach, that is the question," Barney intoned, feet propped on his pristine desk. He leaned back, holding up his tie for inspection. The walk to town for lunch had left a little powdered sugar residue and brushing it off was problematic, but the Dean of Students had focus.

Oh right, he was on the phone and the person on the other end of the speakerphone conversation sighed in clear annoyance, "Barney, I actually am trying to teach here."

"Pfft, like your students listen when you talk. I need someone to talk me through this and you, Ted, are that someone!"

"Fiiiiine, tell me the pros and cons." The eyeroll was somehow audible, and yet Barney didn't seem to give a rat's ass.

"Good call! We shall make a list! Take this down, Ted!" There was a reason he kept Ted on his speed dial. "Pro: TAs to order around. Con: I'd have to leave my office. Pro: One of them might be like those hot 60s chicks from TV and volunteer to be a hotter secretary than you. Con: I'd be like Lily, surrounded by whining kindergarteners--"

"They're teenagers, Barney. You can't say they're hot and six all in the same breath."

"Dude, you should see the one scrubbing down the principal's desk right now. OH! Pro: Someone to clean my office..."

This conversation might go on for a while.

[Door and post open! Yes, I find bigdamndean inspiring]
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Barney Stinson
19 October 2010 @ 07:26 am
Now is the time to vote for your 2010 Homecoming Court! Taking the students with the highest number of nominations from each class, here are your 2010 Court Nominees:

Saving you from the list.Collapse )
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Barney Stinson
14 October 2010 @ 10:19 pm
Students of Fandom! Now is the time to nominate those you want to vote among for your 2010 Homecoming Court. It's an old tradition and one you should take part in! Nominate one male and one female from your character's grade level class from the massive table here:

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Barney Stinson
15 September 2010 @ 07:06 am
Barney didn't like Wednesdays. It was hump day, but there was a strict no humping policy on school grounds. Pathetic.

So he was stuck in his office, making heads bobble and hoping no one with knives stopped by to verify the lack of a happy hump day. He supposed he could lower himself to review his potential Student Council minions' files while he suffered.

It was going to be a long day. Thank god for expensive cigars.

[Open door, open office, consider this your reminder to run for StuCo!]
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Barney Stinson
21 July 2010 @ 02:22 pm
Like any other day in the office, Barney was chillaxing like the Very Important Person he was.

He accomplished this by making his bobbleheads fight.

"That's right Sobby, take it like a girl!"

The stormtrooper was so gonna win and then it would be time to sip alcohol from a lovely melon. Maybe later he'd steeple his fingers and practice his maniacal laughter. So many possibilities!

[Open door, open office!]
Current Mood: apatheticapathetic
Barney Stinson
15 June 2010 @ 10:44 am
For this his *cough* somethingth birthday, Barney had devised a plan of ACTION! He sat at his enormous desk, pouring over printouts and cackling into his iPhone. Oh, it would be the most tawdry, the most audacious, the most flashy event of the year--nay the DECADE! All there was left to do was go out into the world and make it happen!

Barney Stinson, Dean of Awesome had a portal to catch!

He grabbed his things and stalked to the doorway--and walked right into something solid and went flailing to the ground. "HEY! Not cool!" Barney shouted, nursing his elbow. He kicked at the doorway and screamed when his foot actually connected with something, despite the clear, open space. Working hard for, okay, let's face it five minutes, Barney struggled to flee Fandom.

Finally he gave up, exhausted. "Now I'll never get my cameo on Jerseylicious!"

{Post is open, but Barney can't leeeeave!]
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Barney Stinson
04 May 2010 @ 04:59 pm
Barney hadn't been into his office since Friday and as such, when he arrived today, it was that special time of the month for him.

The day he turned the page on his calendar.

SERVICE. View all customers as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.

Barney tacked the page in place and nodded. "So true."

[Open post, open door. Calendar real and on my wall, thank you Think Geek.]
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Barney Stinson
12 April 2010 @ 10:54 am
Barney was in his office having an I'm Not a Father's Day celebration with a cigarette and a glass of perfectly aged scotch.

Sorry kids, he doesn't quit either of those nasty habits for a few years yet.

But the door and the window were both open, just to keep things airy.
Current Mood: pleasedproud
Barney Stinson
04 April 2010 @ 12:06 pm
I don't know when time started zipping by, but it seems NOW is the time to vote for you 2010 Prom King and Queen! Only seniors are eligible, making this a much simpler process than Homecoming. Every student character gets to vote ICly for a King and a Queen. Have fun and play safe!

The Seniors!Collapse )

This poll will self-destruct on Friday, April 9, 2010 at 4PM EDST. Basically, when I get off work so I can post results into the dance. *nods*

Rock the Vote!Collapse )
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